Or a Tie, or Bowtie, or… Well, Anything as Long as I’m not Naked.

Morning. Just having a lazy day over here, watching Momma step on a peddle that makes a machine growl + spit out really cool wearables like bandanas + bowties.

If it were up to me, I’d wear one all day. I feel naked without it. But she doesn’t leave me by myself if I have one on… maybe I shouldn’t ever let her take it off… then she couldn’t go the store without me. Hmmm….

I will tell you, when I see her get out a special collar for my bandanas + bowties, I leap up faster than my sis Harley can speak her mind (and that’s fast). I bound across the room + show momma how excited I am to finally get dressed for the day.

Nakedness is overrated.

The Woof Wags…. they make me soooooo happy. I feel like a puppy again, like a butterfly on a breeze… I’m so light on my feet, all 80 pounds of me, + I tell momma she’s the best with a whine I reserve specifically for getting dressed up in my Woof Wags gear.

So, I say, if you’re feeling naked, be sure to load www.woofwagsco.com or momma’s etsy shop on your human’s phone, computer or tablet. Growl if they swipe away… because you’ll never feel more fully dressed (or extreme elation like me) than when you’re geared up.

Signed,